Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to Congress to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Congress deems appropriate.
Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).
Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Congress.
Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Congress has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.
Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your Congressman, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.
Sincerely,
The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (EVIL)
PS - - Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
illegal's In the US
These dam illegal’s are pissing me off more than normal, then the President of Mexico is calling us intolerant racists.
Ok let’s get the facts out; Mexico has some of the harshest immigration laws in the world.
1. I f you caught in Mexico as an illegal alien you go to jail and have to pay huge fine (Bribe) before you can leave the country.
2. If you do get in to Mexico legally you can’t apply for ANY government assistance, you must pay to have you child attend any school (bribe)
3. You can never hold any government job not even dog catcher
4. You can never run for any public office
5. If you happen to have to go to the hospital while in Mexico be ready to pay up front before you get any service.
So this AZ law just is enforcing the law
1. You can’t get public aid if you’re not a citizen or legally here
2. If you commit a crime (any crime traffic, robbery….) and you caught then you go home (What is the problem with that)
All states should pass this law and the government should fine all companies 500K for each illegal they that is caught working for them.
We DON’T NEED THEM. We have millions on welfare who could be made to work, cutting lawns, picking crops……
Then if they need help then give them limited support but no CASH
Ok let’s get the facts out; Mexico has some of the harshest immigration laws in the world.
1. I f you caught in Mexico as an illegal alien you go to jail and have to pay huge fine (Bribe) before you can leave the country.
2. If you do get in to Mexico legally you can’t apply for ANY government assistance, you must pay to have you child attend any school (bribe)
3. You can never hold any government job not even dog catcher
4. You can never run for any public office
5. If you happen to have to go to the hospital while in Mexico be ready to pay up front before you get any service.
So this AZ law just is enforcing the law
1. You can’t get public aid if you’re not a citizen or legally here
2. If you commit a crime (any crime traffic, robbery….) and you caught then you go home (What is the problem with that)
All states should pass this law and the government should fine all companies 500K for each illegal they that is caught working for them.
We DON’T NEED THEM. We have millions on welfare who could be made to work, cutting lawns, picking crops……
Then if they need help then give them limited support but no CASH
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